Why did they install artificial turf on the Iowa football fields??
A...........To keep the cheerleaders from grazing!!
What does Iowa stand for??
I
Owe the
World an
Apology
(Also Idiots Out Walking Around)
What is the best thing to come out of Iowa??
I-35
(When I started to tell my friend from Iowa that one he cuts me off and says............It better not be I-35 or I-80.
I had to laugh -- I had never heard the I-80 one - they must get that one from the Illinois people.)
What is the difference between an Iowa football player and one of their cheerleaders??
A..........5 pounds and a moustache.
A...........To keep the cheerleaders from grazing!!
What does Iowa stand for??
I
Owe the
World an
Apology
(Also Idiots Out Walking Around)
What is the best thing to come out of Iowa??
I-35
(When I started to tell my friend from Iowa that one he cuts me off and says............It better not be I-35 or I-80.
I had to laugh -- I had never heard the I-80 one - they must get that one from the Illinois people.)
What is the difference between an Iowa football player and one of their cheerleaders??
A..........5 pounds and a moustache.
