Here are four questions and a report from Iowa City for our friends from Iowa. I found these and many more on a Iowa State site.
Q: What do you call a Iowa player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
Q: What do you get when you cross an University of Iowa fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.
Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and the Iowa Hawkeyes?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q. Do you know why the University of Iowa football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Iowa City News Report: Football practice in Iowa City was delayed on
Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown,
white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Kirk Ferentz, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a
complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that
the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
Q: What do you call a Iowa player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
Q: What do you get when you cross an University of Iowa fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.
Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and the Iowa Hawkeyes?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q. Do you know why the University of Iowa football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Iowa City News Report: Football practice in Iowa City was delayed on
Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown,
white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Kirk Ferentz, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a
complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that
the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
